I began the day at McDonalds. There I met a Doctor. He and I discussed his marching for freedom and equality in the 1960’s. He noted that he was concerned for ‘white’ men in America, “because all the commercials depict white men as stupid.”
Later I went to lunch. After a woman tried to hit me in the parking lot, she got out of her car. She yelled. During her justifying why she was right and I was in the wrong, she said, “Of course you thought you had the right of way. You thought you had the right of way because you are a man.”
I went into the restaurant and had lunch.
After lunch I went to Best Buy. And if that was not enough angry feminism for one day …
I walked over to two young men working at Best Buy, as I looked for a wireless router. The woman they were helping said, “I just wish they would kill all the old white men.”
I wish I could make this stuff up. I would be a multi-millionaire fiction writer.
What should I have said as a comeback?